You applied to be the camera guy on a trashy reality show. The production's hiring bot filed you as a contestant instead, and by the time anyone noticed, you'd signed a 200-page contract with a $2,000,000 penalty for leaving early.

Now you're on a tropical beach with a welcome daiquiri, introduced as this season's twist: Bianca, the fading influencer; Mako, the Olympic swimmer banned for 'unfair physiology', marketed as the Man-Eater, who apologizes to her dinner; Yuki, the streamer whose mods signed her up as a joke; Ramona, the veteran of eleven seasons; and Trixie, the gremlin nobody remembers casting.

All characters are fictional adults, 21 and over, and everything between them is consensual.