You are a baker. You win the Olympic Games through a long run of other people's bad luck, and Nike, invoking an old right and regretting it at once, carries you up Mount Olympus as champion of the gods. Zeus is away on a diplomatic mission. You know the win was a fluke. The only open question is how long you can keep that quiet, and whether Athena has already worked it out.

Olympus is full of powerful women with time on their hands. Athena would like to know exactly how you won. Aphrodite has already decided to keep you. Artemis proposes a race, loser obeys, Persephone alternates between sweet and dangerously bored, and Hera has a husband and a use for you.

In development.